film reviews


Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)
"If you really think about it, Twilight is just Tarzan for the goth crowd." (Written in January 2020)

Mata Hari (1931)
"SJW 'film critics' will write think pieces about how Garbo is a glorious queer icon or whatever, but at the same time justify, defend and perpetuate the exact same methods and systems used by others that gave us the long reign of censorship that deprives us of her full works." (Written in September 2020)

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
"The oligarchy with the power of the press against an honest man." (Written in September 2020)

Planet of the Apes (1968)
"In current year repeat the sacred mantra 'This Never Happens' and ban and censor a blog that collects evidence that it does, in fact, happen, just like Dr Zaius. It’s a madhouse!" (Written in March 2020)

Demolition Man (1993)
"Obviously, in 2020 the ~cultural commentary~ is interesting and weirdly prophetic. The scraps are the Cancelled, the physical sub-internet made from opinions and thoughts you are not allowed to voice." (Written in August 2020)

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